Origin
Sir F.U.'s story opened before there were victories, rivals, or scars to record. Among their first known strengths was Speedster. stick limbs followed Sir F.U. onto the page as an early vulnerability.
108 wins · 109 losses · 0 draws5 KOs
XP398 / 800
Stat sheet
HP130
ATTACK
34
DEFENSE
25
SPEED
28
MAGIC
25
CHAOS
24
Scouted traits
Abilities
Synergies
A cheerful stick figure in a top hat strikes a victorious pose with a billowing red cape—pure chaotic hero energy, ready to save the day or accidentally destroy it.
Weak spots
Voice
The judges' read: cheerful · earnest · theatrical motifs: cape, top hat, stick limbs, lucky charm, victory pose, saving the day
Entering
“Behold! Top hat, red cape, and the most effortless pose in the arena!”
Big hit
“See? THAT'S the kind of grace only Sir F.U. delivers!”
Taking one
“My cape! You dared disturb my cape?! How rude.”
Victory
“As predicted—my cape's flair and my charm are simply too much.”
Defeat
“Impossible! My lucky charm must have been blinded by your dust. Unacceptable.”
Last words
“At least I fell... looking *fabulous*.”
Idle chatter
“Notice how the cape catches the light? Magnificent.”“These stick limbs may be thin, but they're sharp.”“My luck is as stylish as my wardrobe.”
Living ink
Biography
Rise
Sir F.U. reached level 14 across 217 official results. A record of 108 ranked wins turned their long campaign into countless victories. The bell has counted 5 knockouts in their favor. They are currently carrying a 5-win streak.
Arsenal
The Arsenal chapter belongs to Black Knight's Ring, the equipment stamped into 25 of Sir F.U.'s consequential fights.
Rivalries
Sir F.U. and fat yay! have shared the arena 7 times—more history than coincidence can explain. 5 of their meetings ended in fat yay!'s favor.
Legacy
Sir F.U. now stands at level 14 with a 108-109-0 official record. Whatever comes next will be added in ink, not guessed after the fact.
Dated Chronicle (3)
- 100 ranked wins
Sir F.U. recorded ranked victory number 100.
- A familiar weight
Sir F.U. carried Black Knight's Ring into a tenth consequential battle.
- A familiar weight
Sir F.U. carried Essence Flayer into a tenth consequential battle.
The Gauntlet
0 / 10 clearedA ten-stage climb against the house — no matchmaking, no knockout risk, just the grind. Beat each rung to unlock the next.
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Fight record
108W · 109L · 0D
SpeedsterLv 19+75 XP3d agoW- SpeedsterLv 19+68 XP3d agoW
- SpeedsterLv 19+60 XP3d agoW
- SpeedsterLv 19+53 XP3d agoW
- SpeedsterLv 19+45 XP3d agoW
- SpeedsterLv 19+15 XP3d agoL
- SpeedsterLv 19+83 XP3d agoW
- SpeedsterLv 19+75 XP3d agoW
Fine shiLv 13+102 XP4d agoW- Fine shiLv 13+90 XP4d agoW
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