Origin
A blank page became Garf, and the arena supplied everything that came afterward. From the first bell, Hard Shell shaped the way they fought. Even then, Garf had to contend with slow movement.

12 wins · 7 losses · 1 draws0 KOs
A bulbous, determined crustacean with two large curving horns, an absolute unit of a body, and four splayed limbs that look ready to charge. The stitched belly suggests either surgery scars or a very passionate quilting hobby.
Finds its voice at level 10.
Living ink
A blank page became Garf, and the arena supplied everything that came afterward. From the first bell, Hard Shell shaped the way they fought. Even then, Garf had to contend with slow movement.
Garf's climb now spans 20 official bouts and 3 levels. 12 ranked wins mark the upward path so far.
Garf's most recorded companion is The Magical Fire Poker, carried into 6 consequential battles.
No opponent is woven through Garf's record more deeply than fat labia closeup. Yay!, met 1 times. 1 of their meetings ended in fat labia closeup. Yay!'s favor.
Garf earned the Battle-Equipped achievement.
A ten-stage climb against the house — no matchmaking, no knockout risk, just the grind. Beat each rung to unlock the next.
Climbing the Gauntlet — 1 of 10 stages down.
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