Origin
john began as a fresh drawing with an untested future. They carried the power of Jest from the beginning. The judges also found a weakness: stick-figure fragility.
john
Lv2Ready to brawl🍀 Rookie's luck fading — knockout rolls at half strength for 4 more fights
Drawn by anonymous doodler #53 Aug 6, 2026
2 wins · 9 losses · 0 draws0 KOs
XP25 / 200
Stat sheet
HP123
ATTACK
25
DEFENSE
25
SPEED
16
MAGIC
14
CHAOS
20
Scouted traits
Abilities
A stick figure in business attire—complete with tie and jacket—holds aloft a comically oversized wrench or pipe with a grimacing expression that screams workplace frustration. This is what happens when corporate meets catastrophe.
Weak spots
Finds its voice at level 10.
Living ink
Biography
Rise
By level 2, the record beside john's name stood at 2-9-0. 2 ranked wins mark the upward path so far.
Rivalries
1 meetings turned DTB Janitor from an opponent into john's defining rival. 1 of their meetings ended in DTB Janitor's favor.
Dated Chronicle (1)
- First line
john entered the arena.
The Gauntlet
0 / 10 clearedA ten-stage climb against the house — no matchmaking, no knockout risk, just the grind. Beat each rung to unlock the next.
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This fighter hasn't set foot in the Gauntlet yet.
Fight record
2W · 9L · 0D
DTB JanitorLv 14+15 XP10d agoL- Unknown fighter+45 XP12d agoW
Simo the UnseenLv 2+10 XP16d agoL
Absurdly Large SwordLv 6+10 XP16d agoL
Crabby McCrab FaceLv 1+10 XP16d agoL
Nameless ScribbleLv 2+15 XP16d agoL
Nameless ScribbleLv 1+10 XP16d agoL
Angy MeowLv 6+10 XP16d agoL
Mr Game & WatchLv 5+10 XP16d agoL
Tigran the DemonLv 5+30 XP16d agoW
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