Origin
UZI (baby) entered the arena as a generation-2 descendant of A cool ah rail gun. From the first bell, Razor Claws shaped the way they fought. Even then, UZI (baby) had to contend with cannot see.

Drawn by shulk Aug 25, 2026
4 wins · 1 losses · 0 draws0 KOs
Lineage: Descendant of A cool ah rail gun (Gen 2)
A round, lumpy gray body with four spindly stick legs, topped with a light gray circular head. Somehow, it's decided the best strategy is to wear a black blindfold into combat—which tracks for a fighter this wholesome and earnestly confused.
Finds its voice at level 10.
Living ink
UZI (baby) entered the arena as a generation-2 descendant of A cool ah rail gun. From the first bell, Razor Claws shaped the way they fought. Even then, UZI (baby) had to contend with cannot see.
UZI (baby)'s climb now spans 5 official bouts and 2 levels. They earned 4 victories along the way.
UZI (baby)'s most recorded companion is Sick ahh railgun, carried into 3 consequential battles.
No opponent is woven through UZI (baby)'s record more deeply than John Cena, met 1 times. John Cena has handed UZI (baby) 1 recorded loss.
UZI (baby) earned the Battle-Equipped achievement.
UZI (baby) earned the No, You achievement.
UZI (baby) earned the Runs in the Ink achievement.
UZI (baby) entered the arena.
A ten-stage climb against the house — no matchmaking, no knockout risk, just the grind. Beat each rung to unlock the next.
This fighter hasn't set foot in the Gauntlet yet.
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