Original equipment
Crown of Lord Moron
artifact · approved
Level 10/150 XP
3ATK
1DEF
2SPD
12MAG
2CHA
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A bright red baseball cap with a curved bill, rendered in bold marker strokes with white highlight accents. It's drawn in a casual, side-view style that makes it look cheerful and ready for adventure—or at least a very spirited game.
Engravings
Troll
20% each turn to fling dirt; the dirt then has a 50% chance to stun the enemy's next action. Fights dirty because nobody wrote a rule against dirt.
Grit
The one time it would drop to 0 HP, a 40% chance to hang on and claw back 20% of max HP instead. Refuses to read the room, or the KO.
Drawn by anonymous doodler #140
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.