Former forms
Original equipment
Steve Body Pillow
sword · approved
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A charming blocky figure in the classic pixel-art style, sporting a brown mullet haircut, blue rectangular eyes behind black-framed glasses, and dressed in a light blue tunic with peachy-tan arms. Definitely ready to lecture someone about their life choices before combat.
Weapon technique
Granted automatically by this weapon's type.
+3 damage on every hit, and +5 against Lightweight fighters. Brought a sword; found the paper wanting.
Engravings
+1 damage per hit for every knockout endured (up to +10), +4 Defense and Speed, immunity to stuns, and one guaranteed return at 10% HP after reaching zero.
Starts the fight at 40% max HP; the first time it would hit 0, it returns once with +3 to every stat and 60% max HP restored. Was holding back on purpose. Probably.
Drawn by anonymous doodler #25
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.