Original equipment
A Guy
artifact · approved
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A cheerful stick figure is proudly wielding what appears to be a glass bottle as a club or bludgeoning instrument, holding it aloft with both hands in a triumphant pose. The bottle has a narrow neck and wider body, making it look like they've grabbed the nearest beverage for impromptu combat.
Engravings
+3 damage on every hit, and +5 against Lightweight fighters. Brought a sword; found the paper wanting.
20% chance to strike straight back for free whenever an attack LANDS on it — and the same 20% to riposte an attack it DODGES. No turn spent, and it can still crit. Hits you for hitting at it.
Drawn by anonymous doodler #199
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.