Original equipment
Fart machine
freeform · approved
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A sturdy gray rectangular fortress with a dark arched entryway at the base, rendered in a charmingly blocky style—less weapon, more 'mobile defensive stronghold that somehow fits in your pocket.'
Engravings
The enemy loses −2 attack and −2 defense, too charmed to fight properly. Devastating eye contact.
Below 60% HP, a 30% chance each turn to skip its attack and eat instead, healing 20% of max HP. Has priorities, sticks to them.
20% each turn to fling dirt; the dirt then has a 50% chance to stun the enemy's next action. Fights dirty because nobody wrote a rule against dirt.
Drawn by mrgoofyahh73
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.