Original equipment
Roaring fraud
artifact · approved
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A stick figure has become an unwitting quartermaster, accidentally wielding a tall staff topped with a glowing white orb or crystal. The stick arms are splayed wide in either confusion or triumph—possibly both.
Engravings
Heals 3 HP plus 2% of max HP at the start of every round. Slow, petty, and impossible to finish off.
At 67%, 34%, and 1% HP, excess hit damage stops at the threshold while a cinematic plays, then launches one free attack that can still be dodged. Later attacks can continue through the story. The plot has seized the turn order.
Drawn by anonymous doodler #208
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.