Original equipment
Tree Staff
freeform · approved
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A gnarled wooden staff or club with a natural, organic silhouette — think less 'perfectly carved wand' and more 'someone grabbed a tree, roots and all, and decided it was already a weapon.' The chunky brown trunk sprouts green leafy foliage clusters at three points (top and both sides), giving it the chaotic charm of a walking tree.
Engravings
Heals 3 HP plus 2% of max HP at the start of every round. Slow, petty, and impossible to finish off.
20% each turn to fling dirt; the dirt then has a 50% chance to stun the enemy's next action. Fights dirty because nobody wrote a rule against dirt.
At 67%, 34%, and 1% HP, excess hit damage stops at the threshold while a cinematic plays, then launches one free attack that can still be dodged. Later attacks can continue through the story. The plot has seized the turn order.
Drawn by anonymous doodler #209
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.