Original equipment
TV
sword · approved
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A bright blue rectangular shield or artifact bearing two large red X marks, as if a player has decisively marked it with the ultimate sign of disagreement. Very bold, very decisive, very 'nope.'
Weapon technique
Granted automatically by this weapon's type.
+3 damage on every hit, and +5 against Lightweight fighters. Brought a sword; found the paper wanting.
Engravings
Below 60% HP, a 30% chance each turn to skip its attack and eat instead, healing 20% of max HP. Has priorities, sticks to them.
Starts the fight at 40% max HP; the first time it would hit 0, it returns once with +3 to every stat and 60% max HP restored. Was holding back on purpose. Probably.
Drawn by anonymous doodler #175
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.