Former forms
Original equipment
epik face
artifact · approved
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A cheerful, round yellow smiley face with big white eyes, a wide red grin, and a bright pink tongue sticking out—less 'weapon' and more 'joy incarnate.' This is either the most wholesome piece of equipment ever drawn or a very sincere mistake about what 'battle gear' means.
Engravings
Steals one deterministic base ability before battle: the opponent loses it and the Thief uses it, which may break a synergy. Purple recipes themselves cannot be stolen.
20% each turn to fling dirt; the dirt then has a 50% chance to stun the enemy's next action. Fights dirty because nobody wrote a rule against dirt.
Drawn by tmagicman
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.