Original equipment
Sword of Urine
sword · approved
Each item point boosts the wearer's matching base stat by 0.5%. DEF points also add 0.25% battle HP each.
A gracefully curved yellow blade attached to a gray handle with a distinctive crossguard—like someone took a banana, sharpened it, and glued it to a sword hilt. Delightfully impractical.
Weapon technique
Granted automatically by this weapon's type.
+3 damage on every hit, and +5 against Lightweight fighters. Brought a sword; found the paper wanting.
Engravings
Below 60% HP, a 30% chance each turn to skip its attack and eat instead, healing 20% of max HP. Has priorities, sticks to them.
Its first landed hit poisons the enemy. They lose 2.5% of max HP at the start of every turn, and their Speed and Defense each fall by 1 every poisoned turn for the rest of the battle.
Drawn by anonymous doodler #216
Replica sightings
No public fighter currently equips a replica of this original.